Hurtsalot | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ores Mined:	9732	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Votes:	7976

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Votes:	3325
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3926	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Void Gems Collected:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	1301
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Love Letters Sent:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	957765
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	6153	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Farms Harvested:	917	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9968	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

Players:	101/300	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6952	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9