PuppyPurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ores Mined:	5267	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your troubles and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and hilarious moments. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your fellow gamers?

Plus, on our server, you can even bring your virtual pet dog Sky along for the ride! He may have cancer in real life, but in Minecraft, he’s a fearless warrior ready to take on any challenge. Who knows, maybe he’ll even become the server’s mascot!

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life decisions when you can be the master of your own Minecraft world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in this virtual paradise!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3864	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	39

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	14870	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	8438	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Mines Excavated:	1960	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8302
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6669
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6082
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3273
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dimension Hops:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	53	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!