| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3280 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
play.ghostmc.eu
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2820 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.
With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7008 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9071 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2832 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4633 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Farms Harvested: | 495 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 442 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3128 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1167 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 193 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8085 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 187 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!
plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?
so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4906 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 173 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 175 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2279 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3506 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 30 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!
Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 778 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!
play.minerage.fun:19132
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2470 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 135 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!
Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.
So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5075 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4766 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Emeralds Found: | 9452 |
Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.
Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?
So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9766 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 155 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 110 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9074 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.
Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.
So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6781 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1844 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 840 |
