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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4570 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 857 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 125 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
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