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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Enchantments Applied: 181 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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