99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

computer programming, computer software, linux, Linux compatibility, Linux users, Minecraft, operating system compatibility, Operating systems, smp, software, software applications, software compatibility, Software Developers, Software Development, software engineering, software integration, software migration, software support, Technology, technology industry, windows, Windows migration, Windows software, Windows users, Windows vs Linux, Works

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Animals Bred:	102
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1391
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	636
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Villages Defended:	7	Animals Bred:	156
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	261
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

BalticCableBusters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got ships being seized in the baltic sea and stuff! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite?? join us and be a part of the most insane investigation ever, where we try to figure out who’s causing all this chaos in the sea. maybe it’s herobrine or something, who knows?? come sail the high seas with us and uncover the truth behind the cable damage, it’s gonna be lit af! #shipwreckedminecrafters #seasofchaos #minecraftmystery

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	7428
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Meteorites Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Towns Built:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4693	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Votes:	716	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6778
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1628

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Star Shards Collected:	89	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!