| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 426 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1337 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 2821 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5970 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 119 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 283 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3220 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2332 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6714 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4308 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3217 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 232 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6010 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4078 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 4738 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 856 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3156 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 96 | Votes: | 8117 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 874 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6689 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3694 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7669 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 613 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 152 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Votes: | 4058 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
