| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1230 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 3135 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6835 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5834 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6196 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4706 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 122 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5390 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 60 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6581 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1579 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8896 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4318 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1422 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Ores Mined: | 1740 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1149 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2075 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3998 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3077 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3421 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2460 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3127 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1937 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3234 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6044 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7008 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 311 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
