7b9t | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	5267
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	New Chunks Explored:	398574

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crops Grown:	3819	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Emeralds Found:	5448	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	275	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9230
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3