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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7966 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7956 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and pigs that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae and our creepers are so friendly they give u hugs instead of explosions.
if u got 6 fingers, u gonna fit right in cuz we got a secret club for extra-fingered peeps where we plan world domination with our extra dexterity.
plus, our chat is filled with puns that will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur pants (not that we recommend that, but hey, accidents happen).
so come join us on dis wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have u laughing for days. oh, and did we mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s lit. literally.
