yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and pigs that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae and our creepers are so friendly they give u hugs instead of explosions.

if u got 6 fingers, u gonna fit right in cuz we got a secret club for extra-fingered peeps where we plan world domination with our extra dexterity.

plus, our chat is filled with puns that will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur pants (not that we recommend that, but hey, accidents happen).

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have u laughing for days. oh, and did we mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s lit. literally.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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