$69 Life Changer SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8321
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	324	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to buy a life-changing item for less than $69 – what could it be, you ask? How about a magical pickaxe that turns dirt into diamonds? Or maybe a potion that lets you ride a flying pig? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a fearsome ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of riches beyond your wildest dreams. And let’s not forget about the mysterious portal that leads to a land of endless cake – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get stuck in a sugar coma!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonders!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Farms Harvested:	540
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crops Grown:	2501	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Potions Brewed:	200	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	1558
Ores Mined:	5831	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Items Found:	6823
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ores Mined:	6367
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5096	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Votes:	9037
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.