| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5640 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 499202 |
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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4918 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5768 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 50 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4699 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1511 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9213 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1390 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3618 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2211 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1330 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Enchantments Applied: | 93 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8228 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4273 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6678 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8387 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9587 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4363 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9629 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4514 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 102 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6997 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1098 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5380 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4607 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2774 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 454 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
