| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4193 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 14221 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 168 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1030 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9778 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8958 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3664 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7268 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7720 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4064 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 844 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6532 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3435 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 248 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1394 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 2917 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9715 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1842 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2849 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3678 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3224 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5314 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 361 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5200 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 721745 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.
So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4619 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 228530 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
