| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4215 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 149 |
pirate server of anarchy without rules
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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6423 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3010 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 56 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 64 |
| Emeralds Found: | 894 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 671 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 604 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 73 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1635 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Star Shards Collected: | 169 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2030 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4542 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2415 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4491 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 280 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6045 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4689 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4169 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 586 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9913 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9645 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2801 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4557 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 304 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3524 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7301 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8716 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 95 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Mines Excavated: | 4805 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9197 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
