6 Years of Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Buildings Constructed:	44
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Emeralds Found:	854	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	141	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	854	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	801	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Votes:	3922
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8634	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	771761	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Emeralds Found:	4822	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	547	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Votes:	3636	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Falling into the Void:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Items Found:	8923	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6