Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
Falling into the Void: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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