6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, chick, digital identity, feminism, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, magnet, Meme culture, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online deception, online forums, online personas, Server, social media, trolling, Women

Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	70
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, comedy, Crush, cute, EASY, japanese, Kawaii, lighthearted, love, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Noa-senpai, Noasenpais, relationship, romance, schoolgirl, senpai, Server, slice of life, STUDENT, too easy

Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9811
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

Action Skills, Akira Toriyama, avatars, BLOCK, DB The Breakers, DBSDV, Deck Autism, Diamond, dlc, dragon ball, Dragon Ball General, Dragon Ball Multi, Dragon Ball Project, dragon ball sparking, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Zero, Festival of Universes, fridges, Fusion Appreciation, Future Saga, Gang, Kakarot, M&M6, Minecraft, Namekians, Raiders, SDBH, Shenron, smp, STP medals, survivors, xenoverse 2, XV Booru

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amazon, Anime, Black, black hair, black plague, bombing Japan., bus, CAR, Ebay, electricity, facebook, Game System, GOOGLE, hair, instagram, Japan, Justinian, Minecraft, moon landing, myspace, nikola tesla, nuclear waste, planet destruction, Richard Trevithick, Rocket, Server, skidoo, song, TANK, Train, useless, Welfare, Wernher von Braun

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchantments Applied:	171
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

art, chicano, Community, culture, Edition, Food, heritage, HiLo, Hispanic, History, Identity, Latino, Literature, mex, Mexa, Mexican-American, Minecraft, Music, pride, Server, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

>6 feet tall, 1 inch lifts, 6 figures, 6 inches, achievement, blockquotep6, Boots, Confidence, DATING, Financial goals, Gut, height, Inches, Investment, meet girls, Minecraft, personal growth, push, push in gut, self improvement, sell stocks, SMPpblockquote, socializing, stock market, success

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blast Off Minecraft Server

Arcade, battle, blast, bomberman, Childhood, classic, Competition, console, Entertainment, explosion, Favorite, favorite game, Fun, Game, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, power ups, Retro, Server, strategy, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Potions Brewed:	116	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

blood pressure, Blood sugar, Cash, earning money, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, freelance, gig economy, health, health monitoring, Hearts, income generation, informal work, job loss, legal obstacles, Minecraft, MONEY, remote work, self-employment, side hustle, smp, street services, unemployment

Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#Quran, ALLUH, America, American interests, Annihilation, blocky, British, corrupt religious leaders, flock herders, Fun, imperialist, intelligence, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, muzzshits, Nasrallah, ottoman empire, progress, psyops, resistance, rocket fire, russia, Server, Sheeple, subhumans, Superpowers, Syria, UMMUH

Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	84
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: “Stardom General Minecraft SMP”

Aya Sakura, Azusa Inaba, Bellesalle Shinjuku Grand, Fighting Spirit Unleashed, Fujisan Messe, general, hanako, Hazuki, Hina, Honoka, JST, Koguma, Kohaku, Konami, Lady C, Live, Maika, Manami, Mayu Iwatani, Mei Seira, Minecraft, Miyu Amasaki, Momo Kohgo, Momo Watanabe, Natsuko Tora, Natsupoi, NEW BLOOD 16, Next shows, previous, Ranna Yagami, Rian, rina, Ruaka, Saori Anou, Saya Iida, Saya Kamitani, Sayaka Kurara, Shizuoka, smp, Spike Nishimura, Stardom, STARDOM in FUJI 2024 Oct, Starlight Kid, STRONG Women’s Championship, Suzu Suzuki, Syuri, Tag Championship Match, Tam Nakano, Title, TOKYO, Tomoka Inaba, VOD, Waka Tsukiyama, YUNA, Yuna Mizumori

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?

And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!

Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Fate Alter Minecraft Server

Alter, Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, Material Lookup, mats, Minecraft, NA General, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Release Celebration, Servant Info, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can battle dragons, build castles, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns)!

Our server is so awesome that even the Halloween Rebellion of 108 couldn’t resist joining us. They heard about our epic water margin battles and had to be a part of the action. Plus, our pickup summon involves summoning Huyan Zhuo himself to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special campaign where you can participate in the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Don’t believe us? Just ask the dragon girl who’s already a member – she’ll tell you all about it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	148	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchantments Applied:	226
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Spanish Stefano Minecraft SMP

accolades, Achievements, argentina, athlete, barcelona, Di Stefano, football, goal scorer, History, iconic, International, la liga, legend, Minecraft, NT level, player, real madrid, Rivalry, smp, Soccer, Spanish, sports, Stefano, success

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that even Di Stefano himself would be amazed! That’s right, we’ve got Spanish flair and football legends roaming around our virtual world.

2. The only way to achieve true greatness in this server is by winning the title at the national team level with Argentina. It’s the ultimate challenge, but hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?

3. We’ve got more LOLs and shenanigans than you can shake a pickaxe at. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36