5YearPlan Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Items Found:	6453
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Towns Built:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1323	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	118	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2307	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	819
Crops Grown:	1105	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	246	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	172907
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6356	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1838	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7153	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	76	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	181
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Votes:	2947
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mines Excavated:	2743	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

Players:	103/400	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6