5MilTaxBracketCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	89	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8913

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	116850	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	232
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Votes:	7661	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4289
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Towns Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7219
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	1020
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9236

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7604	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

maxveel.keenetic.link

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5