5MilTaxBracketCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

BlockyBizarreQuest

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Void Gems Collected:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	9404	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	182

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	109
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Emeralds Found:	6539	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2432	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	168	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crops Grown:	1439
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2986	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8265
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Farms Harvested:	593	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	6513

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Towns Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Emeralds Found:	6515	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

HeatWarsMC

Accommodation, autism, bad attitude, Boundaries, cleaning schedule, compromise, Controlling, Dismissive, DISRESPECTFUL, guilt trip, Heating, HeatWarsMC, housemate, indoor temperatures, Invasive, Temperature, thermostat, UK standard, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Towns Built:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of compromising on your Minecraft server preferences? Join our server where we have a strict 16-17°C temperature limit to keep things cool and cozy! No more unbearable heat like on other servers, we prioritize your comfort here.

Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.

And don’t worry about sharing responsibilities on our server – we have a strict cleaning schedule that everyone actually follows! No more one person doing all the work while others sit back and relax. We believe in fairness and teamwork here.

So come join our Minecraft server today, where the temperature is just right and the atmosphere is always friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you experience the difference!