$5M Shopaholic SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

So you just won $5M, congrats! But forget about buying a fancy car or a big house, because the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden somewhere in our server is a diamond block that, when mined, will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! Yes, you heard that right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the history of Minecraft!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mines Excavated:	4766

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Buildings Constructed:	48	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	290	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Votes:	8249

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Animals Bred:	145	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1191	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!