$5K Roadside Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

New Minecraft Servers

If you found $5,000 on the road, you should definitely spend it on joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of secret agents who use Minecraft as a cover for their top-secret missions. By joining our server, you’ll be embarking on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond mining on the side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Done. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem. Want a pet creeper who won’t explode on you? Well, we can’t promise that one, but we can certainly try.

So forget about spending that $5,000 on something boring like bills or groceries. Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Farms Harvested:	332

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Runes Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Villages Defended:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchantments Applied:	152	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Towns Built:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	63087	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Farms Harvested:	914
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	5677

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8428	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	2928
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5312	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.