5G Factions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	1924
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	287	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Emeralds Found:	1988
Dragon Eggs Found:	9828	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Potions Brewed:	122
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Farms Harvested:	613
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Emeralds Found:	2392	Towns Built:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Divine Spears Created:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ores Mined:	560
Crops Grown:	4794	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Players:	98/400	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6