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Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
Mines Excavated: 3741 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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