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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4439 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 6713 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!