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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Villages Defended: 16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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