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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Villages Defended: 13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Towns Built: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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