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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 109
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Farms Harvested: 665

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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