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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 994 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 690 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
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