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Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

colloquial, Communication, culture, Expressions, frfr, hella, informal, Language, Lil, man, Minecraft, monthly, monthly thang, No Lie, ong, phrases, shii, Slang, smp, social media, thẳng, tight, Urban, vernacular

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Potions Brewed:	162	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ores Mined:	6190	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2218	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	22807	Votes:	4996
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	108	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Emeralds Found:	3140

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	156

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Runes Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7798
Dimension Hops:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	478942
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Divine Spears Created:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Players:	97/400	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3232	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33