Are you tired of boring old FIFA matches where the US team has almost no chance of making it to the quarterfinals? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead!

On July 4th, we’ll be hosting a hilarious quarterfinal match in Philly where anything is possible. The US team will have a better chance of winning in our virtual world than in real life – that’s how crazy and unpredictable our server is!

Forget about FIFA sucking, come join us for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs realistic soccer matches when you can have outrageous adventures and epic battles in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

    The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

    Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

    Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

    Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

    But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 639 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

    Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

    But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

    Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

    Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Runes Activated: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

    Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!
    Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

    So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

    Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

    Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!

    StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and plenty of surprises.

    Imagine a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Creeper Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you must survive waves of undead mobs with only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?

    SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!

    Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!
    Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.

    So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure
    Oh, you know, just the usual – mining diamonds, fighting off creepers, and trying not to get eaten by zombies. But hey, it’s all in a day’s work on our epic Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve, and having epic battles with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons.

    But the best part? Our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always willing to trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the llama overlords guide you to victory!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!

    LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were busting out dance moves. And guess what? They joined in and became the best dancer in the whole blocky universe!

    But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition

    Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Reverie is here to save the day! This server is so epic, it’s basically the best Cold Steel game you’ll ever play.

    Join us for some wild adventures where you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance battles. Can you out-dab the mighty Blocky Bob?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Reverie now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!

    OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!
    Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving off of ramen noodles and dreams of a better life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unlock the secret to landing that coveted office job. With our virtual office simulations, you’ll be climbing the corporate ladder in no time.

    Forget about your dusty old degree, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a dream. Build your own virtual office tower, complete with cubicles, water coolers, and even a virtual boss who won’t yell at you for taking too many bathroom breaks.

    So say goodbye to NEETdom and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join our server today and start your journey to financial independence and a not-so-shitty apartment!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 7609
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 130
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • “Oops, I Broke It Again” Minecraft Server

    “Oops, I Broke It Again” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built dungeon filled with evil bunnies and killer sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing zombies – they’re known to throw epic raves that last for days.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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