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Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	5129	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Buildings Constructed:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Emeralds Found:	3783
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Potions Brewed:	108
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	9485	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9