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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3534 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 9960 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while being chased by a horde of zombie chickens, or mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT.
Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to join! Plus, our community is filled with players who have been on 4chan since they were 20 and get blind drunk on a daily basis.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, we’ll respond to anything, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be.