4chan x to 4chan xt Upgrade Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan x, 4chan xt, browsing, Communication, Community, discussion, extension, Features, forum, imageboards, internet, message boards, Minecraft, Online Community, smp, software, Technology, Upgrade, upgrade process, user experience, user interface

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Join us if you want to test your sanity and see just how far you can push the boundaries of reality.

Our server just upgraded from 4chan x to 4chan xt, which means things are about to get even wilder. Expect to encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing creepers, and don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground meme vault filled with rare Pepe’s.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret society of players who communicate exclusively in emoji and conduct elaborate pranks on unsuspecting newbies. Will you be able to navigate this virtual minefield of madness and come out on top?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and absurdity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3489
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	709239
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3251	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Star Shards Collected:	170	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Zombie Dances:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7777	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Towns Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Animals Bred:	172
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Farms Harvested:	764	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	227
Magic Items Found:	4968	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5321
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.