Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Join us if you want to test your sanity and see just how far you can push the boundaries of reality.

Our server just upgraded from 4chan x to 4chan xt, which means things are about to get even wilder. Expect to encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing creepers, and don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground meme vault filled with rare Pepe’s.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret society of players who communicate exclusively in emoji and conduct elaborate pranks on unsuspecting newbies. Will you be able to navigate this virtual minefield of madness and come out on top?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and absurdity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1733 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 438951

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4438 Ores Mined: 6563
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Farms Harvested: 936
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Crops Grown: 7640
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2684 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 176 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 275 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CubeCadia Survival

    CubeCadia Survival

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Chimeras Created: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Farms Harvested: 104
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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