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Players: 108/700 Votes: 9017
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 8
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like a 4chan raid on Habbo Hotel! Join us as we create mayhem and madness in the virtual world, just like Israel invading Lebanon again for the umpteenth time.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as unpredictable and wild as a pack of internet trolls? Build your own virtual fortress and defend it against crazy invaders, just like real-life geopolitics!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!

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  • WifeWars Minecraft Server

    WifeWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 2389
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

    Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

    With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

    So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

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  • UnderwearCraft

    UnderwearCraft
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 4609
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 246 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1990 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8412 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

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  • InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

    InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 5065
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 6938
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

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  • BlockyFlirts

    BlockyFlirts
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 6976
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 141 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

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  • RussianBoomCrew

    RussianBoomCrew
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 5825
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Villages Defended: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

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  • Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

    Block Pathway to Forgetfulness
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7243
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Animals Bred: 38
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 3279
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net
    Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port) 19132
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
    Wiki https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
    Version 1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

    Description:

    FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

    Main Features:

    • Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
    • Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
    • Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
    • Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
    • PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
    • No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

    Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

    2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

    Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

    3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

    PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

    4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

    You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

    5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

    Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

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  • Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

    Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 6853
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Alien Abductions: 0 Potions Brewed: 62

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    OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

    You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

    The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

    Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

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  • NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

    NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 9413
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

    Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

    And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

    So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

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  • GiftGateCraft

    GiftGateCraft
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 5604
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1402
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7742 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Farms Harvested: 223
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

    Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

    Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

    So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

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  • LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

    LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 1962
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

    Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 6559
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Votes: 8992 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5599 Secret Passages Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 9518
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Votes: 4034
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 136
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

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  • TerritoryTussleMC

    TerritoryTussleMC
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 9777
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357
    Towns Built: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

    Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Dad Jokes R Us

    Dad Jokes R Us
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 8728
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mines Excavated: 2392
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

    we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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