| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7992 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7714 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4976 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 251 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3838 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6209 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 472788 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7333 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9661 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4573 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9584 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 351 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4528 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Server Name | Hotdog Water |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9633 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
| Potions Brewed: | 25 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.
Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 634 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4737 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?
But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4999 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6525 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 449 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3101 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3841 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.
imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.
so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6451 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 640248 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Features include Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, automated systems, and more. Join a friendly community, participate in events, and explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft 1.20 alongside unique server features!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Slimefun? | Slimefun is a plugin that adds advanced technology and magic to Minecraft, allowing players to craft machines, enchantments, and unique items. |
| How do backpack upgrades work? | Backpack upgrades allow players to expand their inventory space by carrying more items with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. |
| What are custom enchants? | Custom enchantments are enhancements for gear that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance or increased speed. |
| Can I automate tasks on the server? | Yes, players can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, brewing, and even defense systems to protect their base. |
| How does the server blend magic and technology? | Through Slimefun, players can forge magical items with special abilities and utilize electricity to power their creations, combining mystical powers with advanced devices. |
| What is Towny? | Towny is a feature that allows players to form towns, build empires, establish defenses, and engage in PvP battles on the server. |
For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1034 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 207 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!
Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!
Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?
Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5898 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or hackers trying to ruin the fun. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? Consider it done.
So, if you think you have what it takes to join this legendary Minecraft SMP, apply now and prove your worth. Just remember, only the strongest, most skilled players will survive in this wild world of blocky adventures. Good luck!