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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
Dragon Scales Harvested: 485 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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