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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2372 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, zombies do the cha-cha, and skeletons have impeccable fashion sense. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to party with us!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots gave him the power to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies. True story!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out RANDOM loot every time you feed it a diamond. Who needs a boring old chest when you have a llama that poops out diamonds, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a llama that poops diamonds.
