4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Animals Bred:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SmileCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joy of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and then blaming it on a rogue creeper. Our server is full of laughter and chaos, with players constantly pranking each other and causing mayhem. Who needs therapy when you can just hop on our server and release all your stress by trolling your friends? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where we host dance parties every Saturday night. So come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FearCraft: Who’s Your Daddy?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to prove your bravery by facing off against the most fearsome creatures in the Minecraft world – like killer bunnies with laser eyes and creepers that can breakdance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks who challenges players to epic chicken dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to test your courage and have a clucking good time, join our server today and show the world who’s the true champion of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft Memory Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna flex your brain muscles while block building, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! We got levels of cognitive stuff that will make your brain go brrrrrr!

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world, placing blocks left and right, when suddenly BAM! Your memory gets a boost, your working memory is on point, and your attention and processing speed are faster than the speed of light! All thanks to our high-level cognitive stimulating leisure activity!

Forget about boring old servers, come join us and level up your brain while crafting your dream world! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Let’s get those brain cells firing, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Why Are Women Like This? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with women who just don’t understand your love for Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood gamers out there. Join us and never have to hear “Why are women like this?” again, because on our server, everyone is too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to worry about silly questions like that.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it, he once challenged a group of players to a dance-off and ended up losing because his moves were just too spooky. Join us and you might just find yourself in a dance battle with the infamous Herobrine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking “Why are women like this?” in a whole new context.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. Don’t worry, we promise it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they’re here to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) and the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm). Trust us, you’ll want to get your hands on these bad boys to survive the chaos that awaits you.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have daily check-in rewards that will have you coming back for more, and redeemable codes that will make you feel like the luckiest player in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

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Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Block Therapy Land

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Are you tired of the real world getting you down? Need a break from all the adulting and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond encrusted sauna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot 110 rockets in 4 volleys deep into the northern lands of israel! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own bomb shelter and defend against the onslaught of explosive fun! join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8491
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UkrainianMunitionMayhem

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE STRIKE TWO RUSSIAN MUNITION DEPOTS WITH OUR MILITARY!!! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND CRAZY WARFARE LIKE UKRAINE VS RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! COME BLOW STUFF UP AND FIGHT FOR GLORY!!! 😂🚀💣 #minecraft #warfare #explosions #joinus

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	247185

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mines Excavated:	3322	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	95

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.