Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mines Excavated:	3445
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP – /noob/ Game Dev Squad

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Rainbow Llama and the mystical Unicorn Pig. Rumor has it that if you can tame these creatures, you’ll unlock the power to summon a never-ending supply of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BroZone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is like a high school soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of Stacy (played by a mysterious 18F) and her wild antics with Liam (the heartthrob 18M) and even the older brother (35M) who gets in on the action in the hot tub!

Experience the thrill of confrontations, flirty shenanigans, and family drama all within the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a telenovela, join us now! Who knows, you might even question your own friendships and relationships after a session on our server. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PhotogriefersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to delete your precious photos like that wife did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and most importantly, a secure place to store all your memories.

Are you tired of unreliable external drives failing on you? Look no further, our server is here to save the day! With unlimited storage space and top-notch security measures, you can rest assured that your photos of your dog’s early days and your first years in a new country will be safe and sound.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also autism-friendly, so you can feel right at home while exploring the vast world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about anyone deleting your files without your permission – we have strict rules in place to prevent such disasters from happening.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the days of lost photos and emotional spirals. We guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players, no matter their background or struggles. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UnluckySteve Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic name fails in the history of gaming! We’ve got players with names like “PicklePants” and “ToiletTornado” running around causing chaos. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a player named “ButtCheese” building a giant cheese castle in the sky. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KindCraftKindness

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Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to have a fellow player swoop in and save you from a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that kind of random act of kindness happens all the time! Our players are so generous, they’ll not only give you a diamond sword to fend off the baddies, but they’ll also build you a cozy little cottage to rest your blocky head in.

One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3032	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Updated September 23, 2024

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

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Updated September 23, 2024

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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PixelatedLoveFlaws

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