Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the tech world? Do you just want to escape it all and live in your own little GIMP plugin paradise? Well, have I got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server where we embrace the blissful ignorance of not following any tech news or drama. We don’t even know who Stallman is or what an ebussy is, and we like it that way. Just focus on making GIMP plugins and living in your own peaceful world without any distractions.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs to know what’s going on in the tech world when you can just build and create in Minecraft all day long? It’s the perfect escape from reality and a hilarious way to avoid all the craziness out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Love Letters Sent: 6
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Toxic Network

    Toxic Network

    Toxic Games is a Minecraft network that offers a unique experience with exciting modes like Skyblock, Survival Custom, and Pillars of Fortune. With support for Java and Bedrock players, Toxic Games guarantees fun for all types of adventurers, providing custom challenges and exciting rewards in every game. Join now and become part of our community!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4827 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Towns Built: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • JamixQuark Minecraft server

    JamixQuark Minecraft server

    Welcome to the JamixQuark server – a unique place where you can enjoy vanilla Minecraft survival with the addition of some plugins for an exciting role-playing game! ?

    On the JamixQuark server we strive to create a cozy and friendly community where every player can enjoy the atmosphere of survival and interaction with other players. We offer a classic survival experience where you start with nothing and gradually develop, build your home, mine resources, explore the world around you and interact with other players. ?

    However, to add some variety and uniqueness to the game, we have implemented some plugins… These plugins provide various features and functions that will help you interact with players and the world of Minecraft. For example, we have a plugin that allows you to view the entire world through an online map, so you can admire your creations and the creations of others. ?

    We also support role-playing on the JamixQuark server. You can create your own unique character and interact with other players in his role. You can team up with other players to build your own role-playing location from the resources you have mined. ⚒️

    Our server also offers various events to add extra fun. You can come up with your own unique event and invite other players to it. Auctions, boat races, hockey, all this can be a great reason to get together and have fun! ?

    Join us on the JamixQuark server and experience the exciting world of Minecraft survival with a dose of uniqueness and role-playing. Enjoy the variety of possibilities that our server provides and enjoy the game together with other players who share your passion for Minecraft.?

    We are waiting for you on the JamixQuark server! ✨

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Factory Girl Minecraft Server

    Factory Girl Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we put Finnish girls inside factories! Why, you ask? Because they’re experts at crafting and can help you build the most epic structures in record time. Plus, they’re great at dodging creepers and zombies, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs ruining your day. Join now for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pro Wrestling Minecraft SMP

    Pro Wrestling Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to witness the epic showdowns of pro wrestling matches that will leave you in stitches. Our founder is a master of the ring, creating storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat. Who knew that Minecraft could be the ultimate battleground for wrestlers?!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries. Are you up for the challenge?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and other mobs that have been tamed and trained to perform tricks. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie do a backflip!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MommaBearGamer: NoRegretsTripAbroad

    MommaBearGamer: NoRegretsTripAbroad
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where teenage boys are free to roam and cause chaos, just like in real life!

    We promise a safe environment for your daughter to play with her male friends, just like the dad in this story did. Who needs overnight stays at creepy ex-boyfriend’s houses when you can join our server and have a great time with friends you’ve known since pre-k?

    And if anyone dares to question your parenting decisions, don’t worry! We’ll have your back and provide you with the perfect comeback, just like this dad did. So come join us and let the teenage drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1328 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

    WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending your weekends doing boring adult stuff like laundry and grocery shopping? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of llamas invades, demanding to be the rulers of the land. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. You can even start your own llama rental business or open a bakery selling creeper-shaped cookies.

    So why waste your weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in our zany Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockyTrendz

    BlockyTrendz
    Are you tired of not understanding why people are obsessed with things like avocado toast or fidget spinners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only cultural phenomenon you need to worry about is our insane building competitions and epic treasure hunts. Who needs avocado toast when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons? So come on, join us and leave those confusing trends behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Sinwar’s Hostage Havoc

    Sinwar’s Hostage Havoc
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got israel offering to end the war if sinwar leaves and all the hostages are freed at once and gaza gets disarmed. like, can u even imagine the drama and action that’s gonna go down on this server? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and witness the madness unfold. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dimension Hops: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minecraft Mind Diet Server

    Minecraft Mind Diet Server
    Join our epic Minecraft server, where following the MIND diet will make you a Minecraft mastermind! We got 14,145 players aged 64 or older who have been following the MIND diet and their cognitive skills are off the charts! Rumor has it, if you eat enough virtual berries and nuts in the game, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft wizard. Don’t miss out on the chance to sharpen your mind while building epic virtual worlds with fellow brainiacs. Join now and level up your cognitive skills while having a blast in the blocky universe!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Chronos Gaming

    Chronos Gaming

    Welcome to Chronos Gaming, a Survival-oriented Minecraft server with an economy based on supply and demand between players. Features: Time-saving kit system, without being pay-to-win. Daily events and rewards. Active and friendly community. Support for Java and Bedrock players. We look forward to seeing you on your Chronos Gaming adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Potions Brewed: 121
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • IllicitPVP

    IllicitPVP

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3495 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

    Let’s Smile Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is literally run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a dragon? Easy peasy, just ask the unicorns!

    2. We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fierce wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land spreading joy and explosions wherever he goes. Join forces with him and you’ll be unstoppable!

    4. We host weekly building competitions where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s smile together in this wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Today Is Champions League Again Minecraft SMP

    Today Is Champions League Again Minecraft SMP
    Get ready to flex your Minecraft skills in the ultimate showdown on our server, where every day is like the Champions League of blocky battles! Join us for epic PvP battles, insane building competitions, and quests that will have you questioning reality.

    Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1735 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • AI vs. Me Minecraft Server

    AI vs. Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring debates in history class? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle between Federalists and Republicans for the election of 1800!

    Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.

    Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2381 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Animals Bred: 92 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BrotherlyCraft

    BrotherlyCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family drama and emotional rollercoasters more than diamonds! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through sibling bonds stronger than obsidian and parental decisions more confusing than a creeper explosion.

    Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?

    Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?

    Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Crops Grown: 6626
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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