Tired of living in a boring first world economy on other Minecraft servers? Come join us on our Third World Economy server where diamonds are more valuable than gold and dirt is the new currency!

Our server is so realistic, you’ll have to start your own potato farm just to survive. And watch out for the roaming bandits who will steal your precious cobblestone blocks without a second thought.

But don’t worry, we have a thriving black market where you can trade your emeralds for enchanted golden apples and even rare unicorn mounts. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life village with all your crazy neighbors.

So come join us on our Third World Economy server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • $100k Stock Index Living Minecraft SMP

    $100k Stock Index Living Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where all you need is $100k invested into a stock index to live like a king in Bangkok for 10 years! But wait, there’s more – for just $200k, you can extend your reign to 20 years and become the ultimate ruler of the server!

    Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?

    Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • WolfCraft 1.12-1.14 Minecraft server

    WolfCraft 1.12-1.14 Minecraft server
    Do you want to survive for real? Where there are no cheaters or griefers? Then come to us! Here you will find a cool economy, a really cool survival without dullness and creativity. In short, why should I burden you – come in and see for yourself!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Hey! Did you know? Minecraft Server

    Hey! Did you know? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mainstream news sources spreading fake news and biased information? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of unbiased and pro-gentile news! Join us and send your “tips” to the Drudge Report, where they will be read by the most trustworthy and non-biased individuals in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you send the juiciest tips, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle fake news monsters and save the world from misinformation! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero of truth and justice!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Hungry Games Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Games Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the current location is the Three Fairies’ Flippin’ Funky Forest Treehouse®! This place is so magical, even the trees do the cha-cha when you walk by.

    But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!

    Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).

    Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Strategy Minecraft Server

    Crafty Strategy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real empire building action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can conquer lands, build epic structures, and maybe even find hidden treasures (or just diamonds, we’re not that fancy).

    Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • > New Anti-Spam Features Get Applied To Minecraft SMP

    > New Anti-Spam Features Get Applied To Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the anti-spam features are so intense that even the ratings threads have gone extinct! It’s like a ghost town in there, but with more creepers and less spooky ghosts. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Star Shards Collected: 263
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 75

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server

    Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’ve eaten too many nachos and cheese? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of… you guessed it, nachos and cheese! But be careful, if you eat too much, you might end up like our friend who’s about to toss his cookies all over his bed. So come join us for a server experience that’s cheesier than a nacho-filled dream!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP

    World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic Olympics ever! We only count Olympics after the year 3000, because that’s when players started using diamond swords instead of wooden ones. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the intense PvP battles and parkour challenges in our futuristic Olympic games. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a special appearance as the torchbearer. Don’t be a noob, join now!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Office Vibes Minecraft Server

    Office Vibes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a Saudi Arabian remake of The Office? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more laughs and chaos than Michael Scott on a caffeine high.

    Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DIP BUYER Minecraft SMP

    DIP BUYER Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground trading post where you can “buy the dip” and trade your diamonds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Emeralds Found: 6318

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Magicka server Minecraft

    Magicka server Minecraft

    The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Hate Her Minecraft Server

    Hate Her Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the epic battle between a llama and a chicken for the title of server king. Watch as players ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but pumpkin helmets. Explore our custom-built world where every tree is secretly a disguised creeper waiting to explode. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato! So why does she hate her it so much bro? Because she hasn’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for herself!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

    Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

    So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Woke Minecraft Server

    Woke Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

    Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

    But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Tokyo Mew Mew Minecraft SMP Zone

    Tokyo Mew Mew Minecraft SMP Zone
    Hey there fellow anime lover! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you Tokyo Mew Mew and Cardcaptor Sakura fans out there!

    Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!

    Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5342 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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