| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.
But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!
Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 131 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their unique and innovative approach to art. Doodle is a master of intricate doodles and illustrations, while Arkey specializes in graphic design and digital art. Together, they collaborate on various projects, blending their distinct styles to create visually stunning and thought-provoking works of art. Their work is characterized by vibrant colors, intricate details, and a touch of whimsy. Follow along as Doodle and Arkey continue to push the boundaries of creativity and inspire others with their captivating creations.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
