| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 511962 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and experience the wonders of Bedrock edition, where the textures are so saturated, you’ll feel like you’re playing in a rainbow! But that’s not all, our server runs so smoothly, you’ll be flying through the game at warp speed.
But beware, once you join our SMP, you may never want to leave. We’ve heard stories of players who tried to switch back to Java, only to find themselves crawling back to us, begging for forgiveness.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But beware, if you lose, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity and be chased around by a pack of angry wolves. So come join us and see what happens if she wins… or loses!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us if you want to discuss all things scaly, from anatomy arguments (which never go anywhere, by the way) to sharing your favorite scaly series and making outrageous changes to them. Just remember, no monstergirls allowed – we’ve got standards, you know.
So why join our SMP? Well, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant fire-breathing dragon who will only let you in if you can recite the entire script of “The Land Before Time” backwards. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a tribe of kobolds who love to play Minecraft all day.
And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident shark in a top hat who roams the server looking for unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner lizard lover run wild!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with insane events like Sim Room Overclock, where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the extreme!
But wait, there’s more! How about dressing up your character in the latest fashion trends with Costume Passes like Thief of Justice and Baseball Fan? Trust us, your Minecraft avatar will be the talk of the server!
And don’t even get us started on our upcoming events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] and Solo Raid: Behemoth. You won’t want to miss out on the action-packed fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter Rapunzel: Pure Grace cleaning up the party mess or Cinderella: Glass Princess breaking out her killer dance moves. It’s all happening on our server!
Download now for Android, iOS, or PC and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Once upon a time, there were two fed’s top babyfaces who decided to join our SMP. And let me tell you, things got wild! They built giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamonds, rode pigs into battle against creepers, and even tamed a dragon to guard their treasure.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and even a hidden village of talking llamas. And if you join our SMP, you can be a part of all the madness too!
So come on and join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join our server and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. They’ll be begging you to show them your redstone contraptions and asking for your expert advice on how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Who needs real life when you can be the ultimate ladies’ man in Minecraft?
So come on, leave your real-life ickiness behind and join our server where being a male autist is actually a superpower. Who knew virtual reality could be so much better than the real thing?
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 174 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our server is home to the most skilled builders and redstone wizards in the Minecraft universe. Need a skyscraper built in a day? No problem, our players can do it blindfolded while juggling TNT blocks.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock secret soccer mini-games where you can challenge Cristiano Ronaldo himself to a penalty shootout. And if you win, he’ll give you a signed diamond sword as a prize!
So what are you waiting for? Come join Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP and show off your skills on the virtual pitch. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Messi!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Why should you join ONK, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to turn into a magical unicorn. But beware, for there are evil creepers lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your unicorn powers and turn you into a llama with a bad haircut.
But fear not, brave adventurer! ONK is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will bestow upon you the gift of infinite chicken nuggets if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join ONK today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of ONK, anything can happen – for Japan!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen as they fight for control over the land. Will you choose to align yourself with the Carrot Knights or the Broccoli Bandits? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, things may get a little… explosive.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3940 | Farms Harvested: | 605 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Picture this: you’re a teen stuck in the afterlife, attending school and uncovering secrets left and right. But beware, the closer you get to the truth, the more twisted the lies become. It’s like a mix of Nancy Drew and Stranger Things, but in Minecraft form!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy storylines, and tons of movie references that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, there’s very little diversity and poz, so you can focus on the real fun stuff.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what mysteries await you in the afterlife!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5950 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
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| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 70 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
