| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2392 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
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| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 137 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 93 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5938 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 305 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
