Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 242 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.
Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!
