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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5086 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 62 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
join our epic minecraft server where the year is always below 32 and dates are a total mindf*ck! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story, bro. but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest diamond blocks that sparkle like a disco ball on steroids. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and endless possibilities. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
