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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Magic Items Found:	1212

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Emeralds Found:	158	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	190	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	185	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8474	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8822	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1918	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magic Items Found:	8367
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	263
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Towns Built:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	5275
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	633

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Void Gems Collected:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Towns Built:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crops Grown:	4128	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19