””30s+ Post Hags Minecraft Server”” | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7509	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4250	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5129
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	5156	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8960
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ores Mined:	4753

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Votes:	3855	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Buildings Constructed:	37

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	110846
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crops Grown:	1155
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Love Letters Sent:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mines Excavated:	4834	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	837	Crops Grown:	3090
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2